Good Morning Readers. It’s been a long week so far and I have missed posting my political ponderances for your reading pleasure. So let’s get right to it. Now we know that Russia owns part of the US and that 45 tried diligently for the first time to act presidential the other night. Any correlation?
Well if the New York Times and Washington Post are on point with their stories it seems that Russian Easter eggs were hidden throughout the White House during Obama’s final days in office and the scavenger hunt for them resulted in a bumper crop. The former White House staff et al preserved evidence of numerous communications between 45’s campaign staff and the Russians prior to the election. This intel was derived from the ongoing investigation of Russia’s alleged hacking and interference with our national election. Apparently Barack was concerned that 45 and his minions might alter or destroy the evidence so they made sure it was preserveld.
So Barry, are you saying you didn’t trust 45? Shocking. It looks like you thought or knew that he had something illicit or illegal going on and you didn’t have time in your remaining oval days to formally address it so you played hide and seek. You are the man! I so wish you could run for office again and reclaim the gaudy gold Oval Office from the narcissist. And I wish you could do so with a fair and unified Congress. But I digress.
Let’s relish this moment, this possible beginning of the end moment. If the reporters’ sources provide the evidence that 45 and his posse colluded with Russia prior to the election–and yes Jeff Sessions, I’m talking especially to you–we could soon be watching televised impeachment hearings. In fact, I’m visualizing the birth of a contemporary mini-series on the horizon, “This Is Us…and Russia.” Move over Moonlight because this could be a blockbuster; or better, a blockhead buster.
I can see the coming 45 tweets. Blah, blah, fake news; CNN and MSNBC suck; bitter Obama made this up after Hillary lost, blah, blah, blah. Hey 45 here’s some unsolicited advice–start packing your hair products. Something wicked this way is coming that may blow your reversed hairline backward, along with your planned Russian oil collaboration.