Wow is all I can say. The constant reports, fake and legitimate, are simply overwhelming. I mean think about it. This is the most important office in the US and the most powerful man in the world; and the information coming out of 45’s mouth and his minions’ mouths is frightening. Considering 45 rarely speaks the truth and frequently spews redundant, fake claims, I think we should cut straight to some real, legitimate news.
As this Russian mystery unfolds by the minute it’s common to see frequent breaking news headlines. Many of the headlines are not earth-shattering, but two of them from yesterday merit your attention. Jake Tapper from CNN frames 45’s frequent hypocrisy in the following link. http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/02/15/jake-tapper-comments-conspiracy-theories-donald-trump-michael-flynn-lead.cnn It’s definitely must-see TV so please take a moment to watch this brief clip so you can see the real facts.
After watching Jake you’ll have a foundation for the next blockbuster interview that occurred last night. Representative Maxine Waters from California was the first politician to use the “I” word regarding 45. Several days ago she stated that she was reviewing impeachable offenses. Talk of impeaching the president is a serious suggestion, but it seems as though the yet-to-be-written Grisham novel I suggested the other day may come to fruition if Rep. Waters is on target. Get a load of this-and maybe a strong drink-before reading further: http://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/rep-maxine-waters-on-trump-s-kremlin-clan-878294595599
At this point you’re probably thinking, “OMG did this really happen?” Well, it makes perfect sense, especially when you start putting all of the puzzle pieces together. Get your laptop out Mr Grisham because here’s where your new book opens.
Chapter 1: Hillary Clinton is leading significantly in the October 2016 polls. 45 gets slammed with a Billy Bush video that shows 45 engaging in vulgar banter with Billy about his experiences groping various women. Hillary’s lead continues to grow. Eleven days prior to the election FBI Director Comey publicly announces that Hillary’s emails are being further investigated. Despite the federal policy to not make such announcements within 60 days of an election, Comey tells the Congress and the world that the FBI is taking a closer look at emails from an “unrelated incident.” Hillary’s lead subsequently takes a hit and eventually she loses the election to 45.
Chapter 2: Following 45’s inauguration the political and social media chaos becomes the daily norm. The Attorney General is fired without warning, 45 nominates numerous billionaires, white supremacists and conservative good ole boys for all of his cabinet positions. Throughout this mayhem 45 continues to complain daily that there was massive voter fraud in the election that caused him to lose the popular vote and only win the presidency through the antiquated electoral college. (And the problem with winning is ??)
Chapter 3: Over the next two weeks we hear continual 45 allegations about fake news, the failures of Obama, and the ubiquitous voter fraud assertion. In the meantime 45’s minions are berating the media, blaming the media and dodging the media’s direct questions. But then vague reports start focusing on the National Security Advisor, Mike Flynn, and his possible ties to Putin’s posse. The chapter ends with a quick goodbye to Mr Flynn, who either voluntarily resigned or was asked by 45 to step down. Readers are left wondering what happened.
Chapter 4: In the post-Flynn days more reports surface about 45’s campaign staff having numerous communications with Putin’s staff, PRIOR to the election! And, the former AG reports that she warned the 45 administration that Flynn may be at risk for blackmail by the Russians. Say what?! The media are downing coffee by the gallon as they work overtime providing various round-the-clock reports suggesting that our national security may have been breached and that other 45 peeps may be involved. All the while 45 continues to blame Hillary, Obama and fake news for his lack of popularity. In the midst of his blaming he makes time for a Bill O’Reilly interview and arrogantly asserts his respect for Putin, and implies that America has killed more people than Putin. As all of this is occurring the White House reports that 45 knew about Flynn’s “issue” 19 days prior to the publicized account; and yet he was interviewed 3 days prior to this report and stated he knew nothing about the Flynn issue. The media now collectively resemble puppies with their heads cocked and begin digging deeper into the information abyss.
Chapter 5: The puppy-like media now resemble adult hunting dogs with their noses to the ground and hot on the trail of something that smells like fresh meat. Putin has a warship meandering off our Atlantic coast as the daily news reports regarding possible US collusion with Russia are suddenly as prolific as power ball ticket sales on game day. Many Democratic and Republican politicians are scrambling to make news appearance while others remain mute or trip over their tongues. And then…..
Well, then is now so the rest of the novel awaits more real facts. Sorry for the cliff-hanger but I only work with real facts, not alternative ones, and the missing ones have yet to be found. If you watched the video clips above you know that this novel could challenge War and Peace for longevity. There are many more facts that the dogs are working on right now and my guess is that we’ll have at least another chapter later today. In the meantime, if you see Mr. Grisham please tell him to get to work on this novel. I have serious Muppet Man work to do and I can’t get to it if I have to write his book! Perhaps the Readers can help me-and John-come up with a title for the novel. Please leave suggestions in the comments section so everyone can see your brilliance and we can vote on a winner. The Popular vote winner that is!
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