Did anyone figure out the teaser at the end of yesterday’s blog? I’m sure you’ve been sitting by your computer just waiting with great anticipation (yes, you smell sarcasm), but I’m going to make you wait one more minute. No I’m not a sadist, but I feel I have a fiduciary responsibility to address the latest Washington blunder du jour.
If you only know one thing about 45’s administration selections it has to be that he hires servants that have IQs lower than his. If you’ve been watching the Great Ninja How Low Can Your IQ Go competition you can rest assured that we have a true winner now. Although Sean Spicer and Betsy Devos fought hard they could not overcome the dogged determination of the infamous marching band geek, Kellyanne Conway. Kellyanne marched onto the field in full regalia and delivered a major coup d’etat last night when she attempted to educate Chris Matthews (and the millions of apparently uninformed viewers) on how Barack Obama allowed two terrorists to enter the US in 2011 who then orchestrated the Bowling Green Massacre. Hmm, was that before or after the Saint Valentine’s Day massacre?
Bowling Green, Kentucky. Home of the rolling green fields, abundant horses and nary a massacre. Not even one terrorist attack. Whew, no one does it better than Kellyanne! Betsy fought hard with her Stepford wife-like move of repeating a record-breaking five times “I believe in accountability” in response to five separate questions about monitoring the quality of education. And Sean “Shorty” Spicer threw a Hail Mary pass when he compared “alternative facts” to weather forecasts airing on different stations, a move that stunned the crowd. But alas Kellyanne intercepted Sean’s alternative weather facts pass and marched to the goal line in victory. It was a total massacre.
I’m sure this popular contest will be picked up by all major networks so stay tuned for announcements about the next round of contestants. I’m hearing from sources that future contestants may include Tom “The Doctor is Always Right” Price and Ben “But I Own a House” Carson. I was never a huge fan of reality TV (I can’t even spell Kardashian), but this stuff is mesmerizing. So onto other Revelations.
First you need to know that I’m an agnostic. Always have been and always will. Who am I to say with 100% certainty that a specific god exists or doesn’t? If I could prove it I wouldn’t be writing this blog and would instead be living my independently wealthy life on a remote island. I was however raised in a family that believed in the Lutheran god and attended church and Sunday school; that is until I quit in third grade when no one could show me proof that god and Santa Claus exist. I’m generally familiar with the Book of Revelations and the prophecies. What I didn’t know until recently researching the topic is that the first components of the prophecies are call Trumpets. Really, Trumpets! Being highly intrigued by the nomenclature, I ventured on and found an interesting article that suggests the prophecies were probably about the rise of 45. Say it ain’t so. Apparently he’s not just an Apprentice, he’s a veteran devil incarnate. Granted it’s a loosely interpreted retrospective equation but very entertaining nonetheless. Check it out at: http://fusion.net/story/276120/apocalyptic-bible-passages-that-in-retrospect-are-probably-about-donald-trump/
When I first read the article the agnostic in me thought “well that’s cute” but then the agnostic in me thought “well what if he really is or was…” I have to admit though, the fact that these revelations are called Trumpets is a pretty compelling opening argument. Sidebar: this would be a great name for 45’s minions–the Trump-ets. Then there’s all of the 45 events that coincide with many, if not all, of the Trumpets. The sixth Trumpet is actually about building a wall! No really, you have to read this piece.
We have never seen a person like 45 assume the role of POTUS and make such hostile moves as he has in the last fourteen days. It’s one thing to dictate to an entire country, but for him to dictate to the rest of the world and potentially start WW III, is revolting. Actually, it could be quite a revelation. Maybe, just maybe.
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